Current Roster
| Ranking | League Points | Total Cheers | Total Kills |
123 |
1 |
9 |
0 |
| # | Name | Position | Experience | Rank | Move | Strength | Speed | Skill | Armor | Abilities | Value (mc) |
| 1 | Striker | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Pacifist, Long Arm, Misdirect | 15 | |
| 2 | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Pacifist, Long Arm, Misdirect | 15 | |
| 3 | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Pacifist, Long Arm, Misdirect | 15 | |
| 4 | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Pacifist, Long Arm, Misdirect | 15 | |
| 5 | Striker | 2 | 2 | 6 | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Pacifist, Long Arm, Misdirect, Roll | 20 | |
| 6 | Striker | 2 | 2 | 6 | 5+ | 4+ | 3+ | 5+ | Pacifist, Long Arm, Misdirect | 20 |
| Coaching Dice | Dreadball Cards | Cheerleaders | Coaches | Cash |
| 0 | 1 | 6 mc |
| Date | Opponent | Team | Result | League Points | Cheers | Kills | |
| 2/16/15 | H |
Jon Carter | Unincorporated |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
2 |
0 |
| 2/23/15 | A |
Jim Schwerdtfeger | Martians |
Loss |
1 |
7 |
0 |