| Ranking | League Points | Total Cheers | Total Kills | Coaching Dice | Dreadball Cards | Cheerleaders | Coaches | Cash | |
186 |
12 |
23 |
5 |
4 | 1 | Off | 8 mc |
| # | Name | Position | Experience | Rank | Move | Strength | Speed | Skill | Armor | Abilities | Value (mc) |
| 1 | Guess Who | Sticky Guard | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | Gotcha! | 9 |
| 2 | John E | Sticky Guard | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | Gotcha! | 9 |
| 3 | Cousin Kevin | Hard Guard | 7 | 3 | 5 | 3+ | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | Can't Feel a Thing, Steady, Stretch, 360 Vision | 25 |
| 4 | Acid Queen | Hard Guard | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3+ | 5+ | 4+ | 4+ | Can't Feel a Thing, Steady, Stretch | 20 |
| 5 | Who | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Safe Pair of Hands | 13 |
| 6 | Roger D | Striker | 3 | 2 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 3+ | 5+ | Safe Pair of Hands | 13 |
| 7 | Pete T | Striker | 3 | 2 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Safe Pair of Hands, Backflip | 13 |
| 8 | Keith M | Striker | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Safe Pair of Hands | 13 |
| Date | Opponent | Team | Result | League Points | Cheers | Kills | |
| 2/16/15 | H |
Josh Patton | Orx & Goblins |
Landslide Victory |
3 |
4 |
2 |
| 3/2/15 | H |
Jim Schwerdtfeger | Martians |
Win |
2 |
4 |
0 |
| 3/9/15 | H |
Jon Carter | Crew of the SSV Yawning Bear SR-3 |
Loss |
1 |
2 |
0 |
| 3/30/15 | A |
Josh Patton | Orx & Goblins |
Landslide Victory |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 4/6/15 | H |
Kara Brown | Steel Fin Predators |
Landslide Victory |
3 |
12 |
3 |