Current Roster
| Ranking | League Points | Total Cheers | Total Kills |
133 |
6 |
21 |
0 |
| # | Name | Position | Experience | Rank | Move | Strength | Speed | Skill | Armor | Abilities | Value (mc) |
| 1 | Jack | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | Tail | 9 | |
| 2 | Jack | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | Tail | 9 | |
| 3 | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Tail | 12 | |
| 4 | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Tail | 12 | |
| 5 | Guard | 2 | 2 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | Tail, Stretch | 17 | |
| 6 | Guard | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | Tail | 12 | |
| 7 | Striker | 3 | 2 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Tail, Stretch | 17 | |
| 8 | Striker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4+ | 4+ | 4+ | 5+ | Tail | 12 |
| Coaching Dice | Dreadball Cards | Cheerleaders | Coaches | Cash |
| 2 | 2 | Off | 5 mc |
| Date | Opponent | Team | Result | League Points | Cheers | Kills | |
| 3/2/14 | H |
Amy Stamper | Robots |
Landslide Victory |
3 |
4 |
0 |
| 3/23/14 | H |
Josh Pattonr | Jughead Smashers |
Landslide Victory |
3 |
9 |
0 |
| 3/30/14 | H |
Jon Carterr | Crew of the SSV Yawning Bear SR-3 |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
4 |
0 |
| 4/6/14 | A |
Mike Carterr | Molluscaphenia |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
4 |
0 |