Current Roster
| Ranking | League Points | Total Cheers | Total Kills |
152 |
2 |
19 |
3 |
| # | Name | Position | Experience | Rank | Move | Strength | Speed | Skill | Armor | Abilities | Value (mc) |
| 1 | Wilpa | Goblin Jack | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5+ | 3+ | 4+ | 4+ | 9 | |
| 3 | Hobba | Goblin Jack | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5+ | 3+ | 4+ | 4+ | 9 | |
| 4 | Norpa | Goblin Jack | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5+ | 3+ | 4+ | 4+ | 9 | |
| 5 | Zippo | Goblin Jack | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5+ | 3+ | 4+ | 4+ | 9 | |
| 6 | Boofa | Goblin Jack | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5+ | 3+ | 4+ | 4+ | 9 | |
| 7 | Kragar | Orx Guard | 1 | 1 | 5 | 3+ | 4+ | 5+ | 4+ | 13 | |
| 9 | Paunch | Orx Guard | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3+ | 4+ | 5+ | 4+ | Can't Feel a Thing | 18 |
| 10 | Tooma | Orx Guard | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3+ | 4+ | 5+ | 4+ | Quick Recovery | 18 |
| 13 | Ergak | Orx Guard | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3+ | 4+ | 5+ | 4+ | 13 |
| Coaching Dice | Dreadball Cards | Cheerleaders | Coaches | Cash |
| 4 | 1 | 1 mc |
| Date | Opponent | Team | Result | League Points | Cheers | Kills | |
| 2/16/15 | A |
Mike Carter | Molluscaphenia |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
4 |
0 |
| 2/23/15 | A |
Jon Carter | Crew of the SSV Yawning Bear SR-3 |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
2 |
3 |
| 3/9/15 | A |
Amy Stamper | Robots |
Win |
2 |
9 |
0 |
| 3/9/15 | H |
Jim Schwerdtfeger | Martians |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
1 |
0 |
| 3/23/15 | H |
Kara Brown | Jughead Smashers |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
2 |
0 |
| 3/30/15 | A |
Mike Carter | Molluscaphenia |
Landslide Loss |
0 |
1 |
0 |